Tuesday, August 7, 2007

THE DOCTOR IS IN THE HOUSE

Is your head spinning from your reunion? Do you find yourself thinking of days gone by? Maybe your thinking.... "Will this be the last time?"...... "What will the next 10 years bring?" or "I can't believe I said that!"

Well step away from the cliff! Help is on the way!

As a former senior partner of Mike and Mark LLC I will be here to guide you through any issues or questions that you might have. There is no reason to let PRS (post reunion syndrome) get you down. Help is near! Let me complete you!

14 comments:

Stephanie said...

Thank god you're here! I'm already going into Toni withdrawals because I didn't need to call her today. What will I do now that I don't have anything to plan?

Louie Parent said...

Jump off the cliff!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, Steph you can always plan a party of your own and invite us all...

Stephanie said...

Louie, are you waiting for me at the bottom?
Mel, we're going to get the committee together at least one more time!
After that I'll start planning the 21 year reunion.

Anonymous said...

As long as it doesn't conflict with a Seahawks game I'm there.....lol. Got to have my priorities. :)

Anonymous said...

Steph,

Louie has a great suggestion but you need to flip the script!

Jump on Fred!

Sex is a great way to burn off that extra energy. Not only will it make him happy it will give you something to do instead of calling Toni. Hopefully it will last longer than those phone calls did!

Your second option is spending more time cooking and cleaning but it's not quite the same.

Enjoy

Anonymous said...

I like Mark's idea....

Stephanie said...

Fred says, "Thank you"

Anonymous said...

On Saturday night my ass was grabbed by 2 guys and 1 girl, Is this a good thing?

Mellaney M said...

Yeah - there was a lotta love goin' on that night huh? Hugs, kisses & butt grabbing - gotta get it while you can ;)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous,

First I need to clarify something. Was this Ass grabbing all at the same time? If this was a one shot Ass grab then we have more issues to discuss. That being said i would assume this to be a good thing. Having guys grab your ass is the sign that you still have it! Having a girl grab your ass is even a higher compliment! This is all great unless you were wearing that "Grab My Ass" T-shirt. In that case you were begging for it! If the female that was grabbing your ass was Stephanie dont worry. She was grabbing everything in sight.

If you are unhappy with people grabbing your ass I would suggest a new diet. Maybe the donut diet or the Big Mac diet. You could also wear clothes that cover it!

I would also suggest posting a picture of your ass on the web site. I could send it to some of my colleagues for further analyzing.

Happy spanking!

Stephanie said...

I was going to ask if the female grabber was me, and if the anonymous ass being grabbed was female. If so then, Toni, you said that I needed to pay more attention to you when there are boys in the room. If not, well, if you put your ass within arms reach....

Anonymous said...

We need the picture of the ass! Then we can have a contest! We can call it "NAME THAT ASS"! or "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ASS?" Then we can decide who the real ass is. It could be like that old game show. The Dating Game. We will have people asking the ass questions! Maybe we can do it like that music show? Bob, I can name that ass is three touches! I can name that ass
in one Bob! Bob says "Name that ass!!"

Anonymous said...

Stephanie and I's asses are in a pic under the Saturday night photos....